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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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