- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.