- Anti Joke

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

No it doesnt..

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.