What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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