- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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