yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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