Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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