Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What's your blood type? Red.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Anti Joke

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