- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Fat people

what you get time to go with? - a clock

a chinese man pays the full price

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

I went to work today....

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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