- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

whats green and lives in the water

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

I literally died laughing

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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