- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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