- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza