A seal walks into a club.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

penis. nuff said.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

CAVE JOHNSON.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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