why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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