whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

men's rights activists

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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