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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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