- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Pickles

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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