- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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