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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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