- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What would u like to drink?

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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