- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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