What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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