- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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