- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Well this is pointless.....

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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