- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A guy at a baseball game....

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

A seal walks into a club.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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