- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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