A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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