- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

wael.. nuff said

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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