- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

So these two girls have a cup .

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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