-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

12 niqqa 12.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

An Aisian failed a test

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

#Getweird

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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