Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

vote this down and i will DOX you

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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