Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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