man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

how do you win a game try your best

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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