- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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