- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What would Muhammed do?

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

I love you

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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