- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago