So a jew walks into a bar!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Women drivers...

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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roy g biv

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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I agree

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