- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What fires shots? A gun

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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