- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??