A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

SUCK MY NUTS

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Shltskc gw? G

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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