- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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