- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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