how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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João Duarte reads this.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What is my name? I dont know

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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kk

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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