What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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you just read an anti-joke

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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