- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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