What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Guest what? Dog

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Your mums a potato

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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