whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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