- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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