- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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