- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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