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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

what's up? my penis.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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