- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Palin.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

I love alchohol!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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