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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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So a bar walks into a man...

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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