- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Women's rights.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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