Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Skinny people fart less.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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