- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

su algato es en fuego

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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