- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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