Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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