What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Women's rights.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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