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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

You were born.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

scientology.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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