- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A guy at a baseball game....

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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