- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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