- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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