What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Women's Rights

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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KILL WHITEY

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