- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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