What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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