when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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