- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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