I agree

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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cory is gay

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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