- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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