- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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