- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

This is a joke.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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