- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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