What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Caramel Boing.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

what to call someone thats gay zak

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Chris is hairy

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