- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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