- Anti Joke

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.