- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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